We were going to lift up that big rug stuff gets swept under in Lamorinda and pass over the mega-hangovers some locals seem committed to lately, thinking that if you choose to indulge in demon rum and knock yourself silly in the process – that’s your business as long as you’re not hurting anyone else, right?
But a series of recent incidents – starting with a well-fueled hit and run DUI and rolling Anger Management session in Moraga Saturday – has convinced us otherwise as area police have had to cuff, counsel and restrain neighbors succumbing to the effects of their favorite libation.
That Moraga incident caught our attention because it was mobile, carried on for blocks with at least one neighbor/victim/witness following along behind a battered Mercedes after it struck a couple of parked cars and a retaining wall on Draeger Drive before scraping away with bits of metal falling off and ending with two locals cuffed and detained by police.
Unusual, but it happens sometimes, and then the Jungle Drums started going off as the damaged Mercedes crawled to a home on Kingsford Drive – its operator apparently trying to make it inside while witnesses and police pulled up behind the offending Benz.
A man and woman were ultimately cuffed up and removed from that location – again unusual for little Moraga but it was a festive afternoon so we covered developments via our Flash Alert system, thinking that would be it.
We were wrong – also unusual but it happens.
Police in Orinda were called out early Tuesday morning after a gentleman was observed in the arms of Bacchus and apparently unable to care for himself, refusing to use the PAS device and apparently unable to stand.
When contacted at 8 a.m. Tuesday, he told officers at the scene he’d been drinking all night and was eventually taken to the hospital due to his level of intoxication.
We let it go, thinking he wasn’t behind the wheel and was apparently doing harm only to himself – which is unfortunate but still his choice – until we were asked about the incident and informed the gentleman had left an alarming amount of blood behind.
The Neighborhood Radar pulsed again early this (Wednesday) morning, when reports of an apparently alcohol-fueled disagreement near the Moraga County Club again brought police on the run, one party abandoning the home to wait for police while a woman – reportedly very unhappy – remained inside until officers showed up, giving them a warm welcome upon their arrival and carrying on a spirited rear-guard action until police were forced to use restraints to keep her under control.
Charges of disorderly conduct, resisting and battery are pending, apparently.
Incidents like this are not totally uncommon, even here in MoRinda, but resistance levels to everything but the effects of the alcohol appear to be going up and folks are feeling combative. We would hope our neighbors see the light before it dawns on them in a jail cell – things don’t get more uncomfortable than that. Trust us.
It’s unladylike to fight with police.
Definitely not a recommended course of action, Brandi.
Sad but made me laugh. Always hated hangovers.
These days we confine our head-banging to great rock n’ roll songs, Pat. Never a big fan of the “morning after.”
It may not be alcohol- it could be the first signs of the spread of the ‘virus’ – turning into zombies is next…
Shhh, Cath… they’re attracted to sound, you know.
Sounds like the Moraga I remember back in the day.
Really? We can attest to a local taste for libation and some resulting hilarity we won’t get into here – but the whole “I’m gonna go ‘Cops’ on you, officer” seems to be a new wrinkle. Maybe not. We led sheltered lives.
I meant the alcohol part of it. We were happy drunks back in the day and it was dealt with much differently than it is nowadays. I remember many a party at the Bridge out in Canyon where, when the police were called, they came in two’s and generally transferred all the booze into the trunk of whoever happened to be over 21’s car and told us to take it elsewhere. I can’t imagine that happening today.
Hobble time? It doesn’t get real until the hobbles come out.
Is that like “Hammer Time,” Tony? If so, we believe it was “Hobble Time” in Moraga this morning.
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel’s
And his partner Jimmy Beam – George Thorogood
Great song and artist, Bob, though we can’t imagine anything lonelier than drinking alone.
And to think back in the day it was “Boone’s Farm”,
Not ringing any bells… we seem to remember Mateus? And Cold Duck? Neither fondly…
BAM!! SOCK!! POW!!
Holy citizen meltdown, Batman! The Joker has surely spiked the punch this time!
Who ever writes this, you are awesome. It gave me a good laugh along with the 411!
Thanks for reading, Catherine!