NEWS24/680 reader Scott was motoring happily along on decongested Highway 24 this morning when he was overtaken and overshadowed by a biggish Fellow Traveler who passed him by – leaving one of those giant sucking sounds in his wake.
“Driving into work this morning on 24 in Orinda. When did they start letting monster trucks drive on the roads?” Scott mused.
Dunno, Scott. Did they ever stop? But he’s a biggun, awright. Let’s see what the Merry Captioners make of this one.
Admiral of an invisible navy – towing his invisible battleship to Alameda?
On his way to work while the rest of us enjoy the day off…
About 10 feet taller than everyone else?
Roadtesting Teslas new XXXL Titanic Model.
Looking for a Prius to eat?
Compensating for something else??
Wondering if he’s going to be able to squeeze through the toll lane.
About 12 years old — and sitting on a stack of phone books.
Trying to remember what HOV stood for again.
Wondering when the guy he stole it from is going to realize it’s gone.
That’s like a $90,000 rig…
“I have a four-wheel drive with extra chrome. I keep it on the paved roads close to home.”
-Bill Morrissey “car and driver”
Ready for Hurricane Harvey!! Darn it, I’m in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I heard a saying once, about guys in big pickup trucks. It kinda went like this:
(I’m cleaning it up by leaving a word out)
“The smaller the ****, the bigger the truck”
Elon Musk