We’re not sure how these happen with the frequency they do but a driver on Camino Ricardo in Moraga Wednesday got a little distracted, apparently, and ended up getting a close-hand look at the undercarriage of a parked car.
Officers said the crash occurred around 3:30 p.m. on Camino Ricardo near Corliss. They did not say what distracted the driver, but that the motorist did manage to apply the brakes before squeezing under the unoffending parker.
Just stuff you see out there. No injuries to the driver.
“Hey good looking, want to bash bumpers?”
“Can you lift your right rear wheel just a little more for me honey?”
“Is your lighter working? I always enjoy a drag after cartus…”
“Is this spot taken?”
“When you said you wanted a little bump and grind you weren’t kidding……”
I was NOT expecting sexual innuendo from this crowd mid-week. Who knew? It’s only Wednesday, hump day.
I don’t think you can learn that move from a video. I think were observing pure adolescent instinct.
“Thanks baby. Let’s see Pixar put THAT in their next Cars movie….”
omg, “I know it when I see it”.
First it was Stack and Pack Housing. Now its Stack and Park Parking…..