Damn kids today.
Only as truth would have it police called on to quiet a boisterous, DJ-driven party on Hazelwood Pl. in Moraga Saturday did not find a rowdy, roiling explosion of teenage hormones upon arrival, nossir, this blast was for a local man celebrating his 70th day on the planet.
More precisely, the septuagenarian in question was enjoying festivities organized by his daughter, who brought in 50 close friends and a “very loud” DJ for the backyard festivities, according to police.
The host was issued an admonition and things quieted down. Reports that the guest of honor was re-creating Don Ameche’s famous breakdancing scene from Cocoon when police arrived could not be confirmed.